Who am I to impose my foreign way of life on em?

Why would you? We dug the hole, we’ll either bootstrap ourselves out of it or start Hitler 2.0 with an established military complex and nukes.

In support I say we should make a national registry of 6 ft deep holes with no logs and the ability just to remove one of the holes with a click. We don’t know how they get there, we don’t know how they go away…

I love it! Now you just need a story line :) hell just work em into an existing line :)

OK, you need to start a comic series of these, switch to her and waddles in the next frame. You will have a massive following

I have a guy, he’s amazing but he just does that. I have to be very careful to not to send him anything outside of normal work hours because he will spin up and do it and that’s not what I want.

Seriously, I pay for cable TV, I have subscriptions to Hulu, Disney Plus, and Netflix. Anything I watch or listen to that I think I might want to watch or listen to again is in my vault. I’ll gladly stream Futurama and Wednesday. If anything happens where I need to unsubscribe for one of those services because of their actions, I will be missing nothing.

What even is the point

Scheduling correspondence generally falls into one of a couple categories:

1. This message contains information you don’t want them to have until after an event. Raises, Layoffs, Reorgs
2. It’s 2am and you don’t want to bother them at this hour. (more important for Slack)
3. They’re not in our timezone and you want it to hit the box when they’re fresh to work on it. You don’t want them to start a sprawling project at 4:30 on a Friday.
4. It’s the weekend and there’s no reason for them to worry about it until Monday.