At first, AI. Then guns.

Free dumb

IT IS TIME!

• my dog trying to convince me dinner isn’t really in an hour, it’s now.

Noooooo . . . it was the khaaaaaaaan! one.

Remember that website www.khaaaaan.com ? It was a loop of The Shat yelling it in the movie?

Can’t find it anymore. Good times, I tells ya.

Next Gen had a horrible habit of centering episodes on child actors.

Child actors are wrong. Don’t do it, writers.

🤘

This says it’s actually “tip-toe goose” which . . . also good.

Just wait til the insanity reaches a fever pitch and stays there for four years.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

*Ahem* Uh, excuse me, but I don’t believe Mr. Spock wore a red shirt.

Ha! I mean - heh - are we to belive the Enterprise’s Science officer is now suddenly a part of the security and engineering detail??

I hope whoever it was got fired for that blunder!

Don’t watch that! Watch this! This is the heavy, heavy Orca sound!

ONE STEP BEYOOOOONNNND

Bow wow chicka bowp bowm maowww

Sike! That’s the wrong isolinear chip!

Say that reminds me the Winter springball league is forming. Signup sheet outside holosuite 3.

What people are like when they make the choices to pursue what intrests them as a job.

Whorever?

Say what you will about the central tenet of Starfleet, Number One, at least it’s a fucking ethos.

Coat: 10

Eyes: 10

Void: 10

*crowd boisterously applauds*

His tumblr blog is righteous. I’m not down with the Wes-bashing around here. That’s the sort of dishonorable dreck some of you p’tahk enjoy.

*annoyed harrumph*

You just wanted a pepsi! And they wouldn’t give it to you!