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Cons are the stupidest fucks this side of alpha fucking centauri.

I confirm that I am that young.

Oh, they’ll make sure their data is exempt, rest assured.

I’m definitely old enough to remember defragging the hdd.

Also, the placement of the pistol is hilarious, because any driver placing their gun on the dash always does with the barrel facing them.

“Well, we gotta put a pistol in the image somewhere…”

tf is dopa? Is it like coal or some shit? Do the dopaminers carry the dopa out in mine carts, or how’s that shit work?

I’m usually of the habit to throw away the stuff my cat yacks up, but one cat’s puke is a design house treasure, it seems.

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

Big fucking oof right there

Lie gets posted to Twitter, another user tests it out, and due to the lie involving the use of the N-word, gets to explain to others why they thought it was a good idea to use it.

Yeah, if they look like they’re curious.

I’m only conjecturing, but there may be cities where planting trees isn’t feasible due to density of the city and the surrounding infrastructure. It may be cheaper to use these in place of trees, though I admit I know nothing about what’s pictured.

Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

penises, apparently

Those are rookie numbers, euros, get on that shit.

You can tell things are all right when anon keeps making shit up. “World keeps turning, sun keeps burning, anon keeps yearning.”

So when’s she getting the fucking surgery?