Computer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts.

Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me.

Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable.

Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000%

Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well

Disengage ALL safety protocols.

Execute and run program.

This doesn’t make any sense. Wouldn’t the company be liable for having Hired undocumented workers without verifying in that case?

You could actually win Battle toads, you’d only have to get gud

I want to say deployment time is faster with the algae, you can also get hydrogen from the biomass

Fucking phasers, how do they work?

Then you start talking about colonizing space and people flip the fuck out

Wait so the same people that can’t drop 500 USD for an emergency are expected to drop 300 USD for a wind turbine and provide the installation of it to boot is that right

Harvard is missing from that list as well

Are you guy caring after pollution now after encouraging people to burn electric cars for months

Really now

Yeah if anyone had a rocket fragment dropped on their head and I wouldn’t mind it , it probably would be you

I don’t even know what we are talking about

Ah, the cuntroller

I’ll see myse-

“Roll her? I barely know 'er!”

There, I’ll see myself out now

Indeed it’s like they can’t even acknowledge it’s already proven that voters don’t give a shit if the candidate is a woman or not. We have research and studies on that…

If there is complain, that ain’t the one

Clearly the High V

This dude is in sorely need of Appian transit

Well you’d be against any human ideology if you follow his teachings, so yeah. That’s pretty radical

Jesus literally REFUSED to be dragged into ideological politics of his time (John 6:10-15)

He even defied those who tried to put him to test and force a political statement come from him against the current political leader, the Caesar, by trying to have him a forced position on taxes (Mark 12:13-17)

All this makes sense, as he himself said about himself and his followers that they are not part of this world (John 15:19)

He LITERALLY made his teaching revolve around god’s kingdom, not any human ideology (Matthew 6:9, 10)

I mean FUCK, even Satan himself offered him to be the ruler of the whole FUCKING world and he rejected it flat out (John 14:30)

He did care about people, and alleviated the physical suffering of many, but he made clear his and his followers priority should be preaching and teaching God’s word (Mark 1:32-38)

And why wouldn’t he, after all, part of his teachings are that all the world governments and ideologies are to be destroyed. (Revelation 16:14) Every. Single. one.

So anyone using his teachings to attack whoever and linking him to your ideology, calling him a representative of brand of collectivism, should get down from any high horse they think they are, it’s not doing you or them any favor and they clearly don’t know what they are talking about.

Case in point, people talking about a hell existing in the bible when there is none. That’s basically all it takes

Masto-what?

Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!

I listen to music while in the shower. My playlist is kind of l large, okay?

Instructions unclear, now you get sent to gulag, comrade