Because ASS.

for your service.

That’s impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

I mean, that’s a pretty badass screensaver.

This motherfucker’s snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?

How about knocking first? Rude.

It’s the HTTP version of “great job.”

Yo, where my base case at?

Like so

There must be some sort of place somewhere for people like… Wait, what were we talking about?

Why don’t you have a vague about it

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it’s like I worked out twice!

Nobody who speaks German could be a monster.

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other “bro” all the time.

Always free your spallocs.

Better try another one to be sure. For the tribe.

Take as long as you need, Yuzo. I’ll wait.

… Raspberry!

Crispellier. Wish I thought of that 😂

Only if it’s corked (gone bad) or very different from how it was described. Like if the Pringles sommelier tells you it hits the middle of your tongue with the supple taste of sour cream, and the aroma carries notes of onion but you clearly taste cheddar, send it back.