These words resonate so hard with me that my head is ringing like a bell right now. “Money isn’t what we think it is.” ^5, you.

Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

I’m not your dude, goober.

Never looked back.

Project Hail Mary and the Firefall duology immediately come to mind. At least one of those kinda was a joke ;)

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

So, uh. Hi <All>.

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

Obese, awkward, stammering, stumbling INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN 😎

Long, wild read. Also, wtf is this website?

https://forum.hackliberty.org/

Huh?

Fuck. Why is this so controversial?

Definitely not poggers enough.

What the other guy said, but also there’s a website for that and you don’t need to go digging on your own or posting again.

Weird advice.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/memri-tv

https://www.livescience.com/62782-styrofoam-cups-deep-sea-shrunkencupoff.html

Here ya go, pal.

Aaaah shaddap, Bradley.

Looks like Neal Breen 🤨

Ah, clearly written by a man who himself reads “book” every day. Yay, Book!

Is this the original text of this panel?