An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

Which is german for:

Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

I […] have time and energy to put into coffee. Some people need the coffee to put time and energy into them.

I like this sentence. Also your comment is delighfuly reasonable, it‘s like getting decent coffe in a conference room.

Ooooohhhhh…

Thats why pride month is in june

I get it now.